the fact that there are no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
prussia’s middle name is maria no backsies no fuckin backsies his name is gilbert maria beilschmidt
if you have school tomorrow
consider this , how the fukc is it september
i only have two speed settings for blogging: “makes you wonder if theyre even still active” or “your entire dash is nothing but me”
how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore
7 year olds are fucking assholes
i can’t believe so many kids are starting anal at such a young age
school supply list:
- portable charger
Parent: What does a cow say?
Parent: Yay!! What does a cat say?
Parent: Great job! Now, what does a dog say?
Baby: *deep voice* Aoba