thequeerclone:

the fact that there are no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

nemesismess:

if you have school tomorrow

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wankstyles:

consider this , how the fukc is it september 

tarargh:

i only have two speed settings for blogging: “makes you wonder if theyre even still active” or “your entire dash is nothing but me”

how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore

guy:

bagmilk:

7 year olds are fucking assholes

i can’t believe so many kids are starting anal at such a young age

(Source: heteroh)

whatdat:

school supply list:

  • headphones
  • portable charger
  • knife

darkness-matters:

Parent: What does a cow say?

Baby: Moo!

Parent: Yay!! What does a cat say?

Baby: Meow!

Parent: Great job! Now, what does a dog say?

Baby: *deep voice* Aoba