It doesn’t cost a damn thing.
Sprinkle that shit everywhere.
I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge
gaining followers at the speed of something really slow
i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows
things i’m okay with: white male protagonists
things i’m not okay with: literally every protagonist being a white male protagonist
- Waitress: do you have any questions about the menu?
- Me: what kind of font is this?