anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
slightly older female friends are truly a force for good in this world
I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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- Aoba, the last dick bender