*plays with tie nervously at job interview*
"Sorry, I’ve never had a job interview and I’m nervous haha."
"That’s okay just please stop playing with my tie and sit on your side of the desk"
- monday: no
- tuesday: no
- wednesday: no
- thursday: no
- friday: no
- saturday: hmmm
- sunday: no
Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass
Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts